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Be careful out there! Today's the one day you're most likely to meet time travelers on a desperate mission from the future.
I guess orange really IS the new black...
#16514
Xyuppi
At this rate, even the Chuck E. Cheese's animatronic band will decline to play Trump's Inauguration.
DUI attorneys should buy some ad space on those Taco Bell hot sauce packets.
Porn is the one industry where segregating races, genders, sexual preference, is completely acceptable
The circus may no longer come to town but at least we’re guaranteed to always see a few clowns in Washington.
#16510
Xyuppi
I reenacted the romantic scene from "Lady and the Tramp", but it wasn't I'd expected; my dog ate all the spaghetti.
#16509
Xyuppi
Watching MTV Cribs makes me feel better about downloading music off the internet.
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