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Scientists have recently discovered that approximately 2% of Earth's water at any given time is found on Tupperware containers being removed from the dishwasher!
If you have a dog grooming business and it’s not called “Doggie Style” then something is wrong with you.
We live in a world where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons.
The fact there’s a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.
If 9/11 had happened in July, Seven-Eleven would have been screwed.
I believe that if you love something, you should let it go. This is why you should never let me hold your baby.
I don't care how much you liked the soap - NEVER be caught smelling your fingers while walking out of a public restroom.
I saw a piece of chewing gum in the urinal today and thought, boy that must have been really painful.
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