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I think New York has reached the point where it can finally be called York.
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Robert Zunick
Weekends are like an orgasm. It takes a long time to reach it, and when you finally do, it is over in no time.
Why is it called cliffhanger and not
How the hell can Dora call herself an explorer if she only goes to places already on the map?
I guess “Trying to be” isn’t really the answer the doctor was looking for when he asked if I was sexually active.
I'm pretty sober, but I'm prettier drunk.
I'm taking up photography because it's the only hobby where I can shoot people and cut off their heads without going to jail.
I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.
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