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Why don’t the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' enemies just flip them on their backs?
I got married so that I can be auto-corrected even when my phone is off.
I'm still a bit shaken up. I was involved in a violent mugging this afternoon. On the plus side I did make $23 and I think the watch looks really good on me.
Don't be sad, laundry. Nobody is doing me either.
I feel bad for lions at zoos. How would you feel if a bunch of pizzas came to your house, took your picture, and you couldn’t even eat them?
I don’t have a problem with friends who ask to borrow money. I love a good laugh as much as the next guy.
Of course women have cleaner minds than men. They change them much more often