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myself. Sometimes I get ahead of
Drinking from a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.
Modern video games are giving kids unrealistic standards of how many swords they can carry at one time.
I bet Batman’s cape gets stuck in the car door more times than he’s willing to admit.
The Indian version of How I Met Your Mother would have just one episode titled "The Wedding".
I run a non-profit company. It's not for a good cause or anything, I'm just not very good at business.
Building the city on rock and roll was probably the wrong move from an engineering perspective.
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