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OK. Who called it Scientology and not Cruise control?
Lawns: You cut them, then water them so they grow just so you can cut them again. This does not make sense.
Spoiler alert: Your '97 Nissan Sentra doesn't need one.
All I'm saying is you don't see many neck tattoos on Jeopardy.
My dog reacts to the vacuum cleaner much the same way I react when my wife says "We need to talk".
When I was a kid...no wait, I still do that.
I’ve finally worked up the courage to tell you how I feel. I feel hungry.