Funny statuses

#3580

Another World's Oldest Man has died. This is beginning to look suspicious.

#3578

Speed bumps can turn into speed ramps depending on who's car I'm borrowing.

#3577

My ex is going to make someone very happy one day but completely miserable the rest of the time.

#3579

It's too bad growing dandelions doesn't mean you are a master gardener, because I'm excellent at it.

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