Funny statuses

#3445

DaddyButter

I don't understand those couples that fight and then a minute later change their Facebook status to 'Single.' I fight with my parents but you don't see me change my status to 'Orphan.'

#3440

Offering a hobo $5 from across the street is my version of Frogger.

#3460

Scent is the sense most tied to memory. "Common" is the sense least tied to people.

#3437

Boobs are like the Sun. You can stare at them directly just for a few seconds, but if you put on sunglasses, you can stare as much as you want!

#3446

DaddyButter

Don't cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.

#3459

Women, if you want to strike a bit of fear into your man, just smile really big and ask him, "Notice anything different?"

#3482

Logging in to Facebook has become the equivalent of opening the fridge door and staring inside even though you're not hungry.

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