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#3522

Amigo

Those people who say "there is never a stupid question" Have never worked in Customer Service.

#3510

Tell a girl she's beautiful a million times and she never believes. Call her ugly once and she'll never forget.

#3511

A search party sounds like a fun way to look for someone.

#3516

I wonder if Charlie Brown can refer me to a good grief counselor.

#3521

Cyberbilly

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either.

#3528

I can't help being lazy. It walks in the family.

#3513

I assume, one day, Taylor Swift will get married and write a song complaining about her husband never putting down the toilet seat.

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