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Michael Mendoza
Dave Asten
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Leron Tonge
You always have that bit of hope inside you during a fire drill, that your school is actually on fire.
I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn. And now we wait...
Do the Chinese realize that when they visit America, they buy souvenirs made in their own country?
Of all the lies I've told in my life, "Just kidding" is my favorite.
Research shows that, when someone shouts "Oh no he didn't!", he in fact did.
So there's a film where a man's wife is brutally murdered by a serial killer and his son his left physically disabled. In a twist of events the son is kidnapped and kept in a tank while his father chases the kidnapper thousands of miles with the help of a mentally challenged woman. Finding Nemo is quite the thriller.
I'm not saying she's a slut, but she's been pounded more than the I in Pixar.