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#157

Trust is like an eraser. It gets smaller and smaller after every mistake.

#138

Only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupes and nobody asks what the hell is wrong with you.

#222

There are two reasons why people change. First, they've learned a lot. Second, they've been hurt too much.

#244

Any person can be nice to my face, but it takes a real friend to be nice behind my back.

#147

SEX won't make him love you. a BABY won't make him stay.

#225

Be happy in front of people who don't like you, it kills them!

#217

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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