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#3510

Tell a girl she's beautiful a million times and she never believes. Call her ugly once and she'll never forget.

#3511

A search party sounds like a fun way to look for someone.

#3512

I met a lady named Polly once. She didn't care for crackers, nor my sense of humor.

#3513

I assume, one day, Taylor Swift will get married and write a song complaining about her husband never putting down the toilet seat.

#3514

Rob Miller

I consider my body less of a temple and more of a ruin.

#3515

Some are scared of self driving cars but I’m fairly certain I could throw a Slap Chop behind the wheel & it would be safer than some people.

#3516

I wonder if Charlie Brown can refer me to a good grief counselor.

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