WTF statuses

#2329

On average, humans have one testicle.

#117

Ever been hit on by a gay guy with downs syndrome? I have. Just now.

#602

Angelina & Brad called their biological daughter Shiloh. I think we should all pray that little Shiloh Pitt is not dyslexic.

#288

Last time I got up this early I was fishing with my Dad. We caught a sting ray and some flounder. He was a great dad, but even better bait.

#182

It doesn't have a dong in it, that's just the sound that it makes

#46

She told me she eats fruit when she’s hungover because it has more water than water.

#165

"O" yes the fat man is going topless today!!

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