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Funny Facebook Statuses

WTF...

Cyberbilly
Dave Asten
Michael Mendoza
Cris
Leron Tonge
I'm not allowed to watch Harry Potter without reading the bible afterwards lol .
Actual male human just asked if he could lick the bottom of my shoes. I mean, I know they're Charlotte Olympias but WHOA.
i was taking a shower when my mom told me i had my clothes on.
Still no electricity. Starting to panic. Just ate the cat.
Just farted in the bath and nearly drowned trying to smell it!!!!
Free watermelon when you apply for a walmart credit card... I have no words
a monkey sucking penis is funny in every language!