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#3534

I went from a size 36 waist to a size 27! The diet was called "The Grunge Era Ended."

#3569

I wonder what hookers think about all these roundabouts.

#3525

There is no number for what just happened in that bathroom...

#3584

Cris

I'm not saying Burger King is slow, but I ordered the Angry Whopper & by the time I got it we were on speaking terms again.

#3540

nezy2049

I bet Liu Kang's mother probably hated him in utero.

#3516

I wonder if Charlie Brown can refer me to a good grief counselor.

#3517

This message will self destruct in.........................................................It's still here huh?

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