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#3505

Why do women ask questions that they truly don't want to hear the answer to? My wife asked me what would I do if I found out I had one year to live? I told her I would divorce her and remarry my ex wife, because everyday with my ex seemed like it was an eternity and by the end of the year I would be begging for death.

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#3506

Was the pirate's hook the cause of his eye injury? Or did the eye patch affect his depth perception, causing the hand injury?

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#3507

Well that sucks. I go to all the trouble of kidnapping a Girl Scout and she doesn't even know how to make the cookies!

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#3508

A new study has found that men have a hard time reading women's facial expressions. Main reason? They usually aren't looking at her face.

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#3493

Cyberbilly

To make it stand, you wet it. To make it wet, you suck it. To make it stiff, you lick it. To get it in, you push it. Threading a needle isn't easy.

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#3494

But your honor, he said 'till death do us part. What was I supposed to do? Wait for natural causes to take him?

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#3490

Don't mistake my middle finger as an offer.

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