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#2654
Cyberbilly
People with pierced nipples have no excuse for losing their car keys.
Funny - 96
Insightful - 24
WTF? - 184
GTFO! - 56
#2925
Remind me never to go swimming with Phil Collins.
Funny - 73
Insightful - 22
WTF? - 162
GTFO! - 48
#3075
Dave Long
Don't mind her, She's been in a bad mood ever since that house fell on her sister.
Funny - 141
Insightful - 20
WTF? - 179
GTFO! - 85
#3329
Cyberbilly
That guy is so stupid he can't can't count his balls twice and come up with the same number.
Funny - 26
Insightful - 3
WTF? - 92
GTFO! - 27
#2636
Peeing on trees is a dog's Foursquare.
Funny - 78
Insightful - 21
WTF? - 111
GTFO! - 40
#2631
When it comes to bug protection, you just can't beat "Off!".
Funny - 56
Insightful - 16
WTF? - 133
GTFO! - 74
#2844
Cyberbilly
Spooning may lead to forking.
Funny - 77
Insightful - 23
WTF? - 117
GTFO! - 52
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