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Robert Zunick
Have you guys seen the new documentary about white trash? I only saw the trailer.
If you ever feel useless, remember that there are referees at a WWE match.
So far I haven’t lost any weight eating these Thin Mints, but I’m committed to this diet 100%!
Ever talk to someone so stupid that you can hear them misspelling words?
You can’t make everyone happy. Unless you’re a jar of Nutella. Then you probably can.
You trust me holding your child? Do you know how many iPhone screens I’ve cracked?
Why do they call it "hiring a hitman" and not "ordering takeout"