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In the interest of fighting the childhood obesity epidemic, I've decided to eat all of the Halloween candy that I bought.
I need to get my birthday suit taken in.
Did you know a large group of baboons is called a Congress? Explains a lot doesn't it?
I’d be 100x more motivated if Samuel L. Jackson yelled at me to get things done.
Do people who run voluntarily know that we're not food anymore?
More Americans have been married to Kim Kardashian than have died from Ebola.
Watching CSPAN is a lot like watching security camera footage from Mens Warehouse.