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#15975
Xyuppi
My alarm clock and I had a fight this morning. It wanted me to get up, I refused...things escalated. Now I'm awake and it's broken. I am not sure who won the fight.
#15974
Xyuppi
I’m not a vegetarian but I eat animals who are.
#15973
Xyuppi
Does Holy Crap comes from Holy Cow.?
#15972
Xyuppi
The only thing I hate worse than holding a girl's purse is when it doesn't match what I'm wearing.
If you're confident enough, every zoo is a petting zoo.
#15970
Xyuppi
I have a lot of imaginary friends. They are real people, I just have to pretend they are my friends.
#15969
Xyuppi
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't flick your friends out the car window
#15968
Xyuppi
Seems like you could save a lot of time if you just paired The Bachelor with The Bachelorette.
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