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#17846
Xyuppi
The ICU is where you take someone that has been injured playing PeekaBoo
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#17845
I found $20 laying in the parking lot and thought to myself “What would Jesus do?” So, I turned it into wine.
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#17844
I replaced my rooster with a duck. Now I wake up at the quack of dawn.
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#17843
Xyuppi
Humans are 75% water, basically cucumbers with anxiety.
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#17842
Xyuppi
The only blizzard conditions I am interested in are from Dairy Queen.
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#17841
I don't want to party like it's 1999, I want to grocery shop like it is 1999.
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#17840
Xyuppi
I kinda wish Dolly Parton sang 10-2 Instead
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