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Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they see once per year. And then discover once a year is way too often.
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Xyuppi
I just realized that if we drink enough wine, the adult's table will become the kid's table.
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Xyuppi
New study says you will believe anything that starts off with "new study says."
Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America’s obesity statistics.
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Xyuppi
Of course the Pilgrims had a lot to be thankful for, all their in-laws were back in Europe.
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Xyuppi
If men could choose the gender of their unborn children, the human race would die out in a single generation. But we'd get a few decades of incredible football.
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Xyuppi
I bought a $300 dollar tent so I can camp outside Best Buy for 3 days to save $20 on a TV.
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Xyuppi
Black Friday is Americas version of running with the bulls.
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