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Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they see once per year. And then discover once a year is way too often.
I just realized that if we drink enough wine, the adult's table will become the kid's table.
New study says you will believe anything that starts off with "new study says."
Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America’s obesity statistics.
Of course the Pilgrims had a lot to be thankful for, all their in-laws were back in Europe.
If men could choose the gender of their unborn children, the human race would die out in a single generation. But we'd get a few decades of incredible football.
I bought a $300 dollar tent so I can camp outside Best Buy for 3 days to save $20 on a TV.
Black Friday is Americas version of running with the bulls.
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