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Had to talk with my son about masturbation today...I explained that it is natural, and he should probably knock before he comes into my room from now on.
I force my dog to watch animal abuse commercials just to show him how good he has it.
My horoscope says I will meet the woman of my dreams today. Not sure how my wife will take the news but I'm pretty damn excited.
I'd like to be a nudist but we just don't have the weather for it
Note to self: the wife does not want an 'exercise pole'.
At what point does a muffin top become a busted can of biscuits?
I can't face my checkbook so I check my Facebook.