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The phrase "Go see your Ford dealer" means something completely different in Canada than the United States.
Victoria Secret unveiled their $8,000,000 jewel encrusted bra. I just can’t get excited over any underwear with the word "encrusted" in the description.
I have a feeling my "check liver" light might be turning on soon.
Do women who say they wear lingerie for themselves know about wearing sweatpants for yourself?
I see the new "Hunger Games: Catching Fire" movie is here. The title sounds like their going to learn the do's and dont's of grilling dinner. Gas versus charcoal.
Great business Idea: Minding your own...
Good judgment comes from bad experience, and most of that comes from bad judgment...