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Just saw a guy using a payphone. I can only assume he’s being told where to deliver the ransom money.
I support recycling, I wore this shirt yesterday.
I would like to offer moral support but I have questionable morals.
You know you are getting old when a bunch of annoying teenagers get murdered in a horror movie and you relate more with the killer.
Now they are saying that the Zika virus is sexually transmittable. What kind of pervert is having sex with a mosquito?
I Love you more than Kanye loves Kanye.
When I die, I want a cellphone in my coffin...just in case
Note to self: Next time, don't use "continue" as the Safe Word.
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