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#17034
ZYuppi
I wished I believed everyone as much as I believe Steve Harvey on Family Feud when he says, “Boy, do we have a good one for you today!”
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#17033
Xyuppi
if Kaepernick and Tebow were signed as backups for the same team, i believe all our country’s problems would be solved.
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#17032
Xyuppi
The SPCA needs to open a bar. I know a ton of guys that bring home dogs from the bar.
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#17031
Being a medieval doctor was probably super easy. "Yeah, you've got blood ghosts, you should do cocaine for it."
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#17030
When you're sick, the advice you get is to literally do drugs and stay out of school.
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#17029
Jon
A corn dog is just a meat Twinkie
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#17028
Kristian Alekov
Every single corpse on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends.
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