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ZYuppi
I wished I believed everyone as much as I believe Steve Harvey on Family Feud when he says, “Boy, do we have a good one for you today!”
#17033
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Xyuppi
if Kaepernick and Tebow were signed as backups for the same team, i believe all our country’s problems would be solved.
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Xyuppi
The SPCA needs to open a bar. I know a ton of guys that bring home dogs from the bar.
Being a medieval doctor was probably super easy. "Yeah, you've got blood ghosts, you should do cocaine for it."
When you're sick, the advice you get is to literally do drugs and stay out of school.
A corn dog is just a meat Twinkie
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Kristian Alekov
Every single corpse on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends.
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