Funny Status Ideas

Being a medieval doctor was probably super easy. "Yeah, you've got blood ghosts, you should do cocaine for it."

When you're sick, the advice you get is to literally do drugs and stay out of school.

A corn dog is just a meat Twinkie

Every single corpse on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends.

Without the moon, there would be no tides, and no name for what my brothers did to me.

Being an adult is having the "we have food at home" talk with yourself.

Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I'm driving.