Funny Status Ideas

I filled up my car and it showed up on my credit report.

These GPA looking gas prices need to go. $3.80 is summa cum laude gas. I need some academic probation gas.

Is it just me, or does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore?

Not to brag About my finances but my credit card company calls me every day to tell me my balance is outstanding

I prefer that the fruits of my labors be properly fermented.

Working on an opera about UFOs... calling it Aria 51

Is running late to work considered exercise?