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You call it "Blacking Out" I call it a "Surprise Nap"
This year for Mother's Day, I'm going to make Mom feel 20 years younger by bringing her my laundry.
A friend of mine just quit his job selling computer parts. He lost his drive.
Driving with your gas tank door open is the equivalent to having your zipper down.
I bet Jellyfish are sad that there are no Peanut Butter fish.
I just scrolled so far back on Facebook's Timeline it logged me back onto MySpace
I'm the type of person that loves people...Except when I'm driving. That's when I hate you guys.
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