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#3521

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If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either.

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#3520

I always get naked before I get in bed so I don't know why this lady at Sears is giving me a dirty look in the mattress section.

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#3519

I'd like to party like its 1999, then I realize that was 14 years ago and I can't stay up past 11 o'clock now. So screw you Prince.

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#3518

It's always good to feel appreciated. My little brother just called to thank me for "setting the bar so incredibly low for him."

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#3517

This message will self destruct in.........................................................It's still here huh?

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#3516

I wonder if Charlie Brown can refer me to a good grief counselor.

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#3515

Some are scared of self driving cars but I’m fairly certain I could throw a Slap Chop behind the wheel & it would be safer than some people.

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