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#16509
Xyuppi
Watching MTV Cribs makes me feel better about downloading music off the internet.
#16508
Xyuppi
I cleaned my room and still smells like smoke, stale beer and sweat. This is the last time I use "Mr. Sheen" cleaner.
#16507
Xyuppi
One of my biggest fears is that my car secretly records me singing.
Something I have in common with Mariah Carey- I don't know the words to her songs either.
#16505
Xyuppi
If every social website was set up to look like a spreadsheet, pretending to work would be so much easier for me.
#16504
Xyuppi
Text messaging is ruining my social skills. I’m way funnier when I have five minutes to think of some witty response than I am when you’re standing right in front of me
If there are ice cream trucks in the summer, why aren't there hot chocolate trucks in the winter?
#16502
Xyuppi
I'll never fly Virgin Airlines. Why would anyone want to fly an airline that doesn't go all the way.
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