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If meat is murder, then Tofu is identity theft!
Why can you wear a hoodie every day of the year & nobody cares but if you wear a shirt twice in a week you're suddenly homeless?
If my week was a YouTube video, Monday would be that crappy ad that doesn't let you skip.
The cable company told me they would send a guy out and I need to be home between the hours of 1:00 PM and 2017.
Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they see once per year. And then discover once a year is way too often.
I just realized that if we drink enough wine, the adult's table will become the kid's table.
New study says you will believe anything that starts off with "new study says."
Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America’s obesity statistics.
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