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A buttload is an actual measurement for drug smugglers.
I can tell how productive I was at work by how much battery my cell phone has left when I leave.
They should create an app that makes your cellphone go “ahhhhhhhh” when you plug it in.
People are still poaching elephants in this day and age!? I can't even poach an egg!
Face tattoos are like regular tattoos except face ones let everyone know you’d rather not have a job where you pay taxes.
Without a doubt, the cashew is my favorite nut that sounds like a sneeze.
You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail.