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I haven't talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn't want to interrupt her.
I wish I had the confidence of a male flight attendant.
What do 95% of men do after an orgasm? Delete their browser history.
My friend told me all women are the same, I told him that was a broad generalization.
I haven't slept for three days, because that would be too long
Commercials led me to believe that changing shampoos would have a much bigger effect on my life.
Just found some old sex coupons I got from an ex for my b-day. Any of you ladies take competitor’s coupons?