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I need something that’s more than coffee but less than cocaine.
My doctor says I should eat more healthy, but we all saw how that whole apple thing went for Eve.
#13538
Cyberbilly
I'm going to open a restaurant called "Peace and Quiet" where kids meals cost $150.
I wonder if spiders get as pissed off as I do when I walk through their webs.
#13536
Robert Zunick
Jellyfish have survived here on Earth for 650 million years without brains. Great news for most of you.
#13535
#thedailyjeff
Say what you will about Kristen Stewart's acting abilities, but I'm willing to bet she'd kick some serious ass in a poker game.
It's funny how this guy grating cheese over my pasta thinks I'm going to say stop.
#13533
Robert Zunick
I don’t like being told what to do…unless I’m naked.
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