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I wish we could donate body fat to those in need.
Costco: The most expensive place in the world to save money.
Why do medications always have side effects like ‘anal leakage’ & ‘suicidal thoughts’? Why not ‘invisibility’ or ‘spontaneous orgasms’?
Got to work today, right at the crack of Dawn. Sure wish that lady would wear a belt.
So I see that the former head of the CIA is defending an enhanced interrogation technique known as “rectal rehydration”. Should we really have a problem with this? After all, these are Enema Combatants we’re dealing with...
I've never had a better karate instructor than a spider web.
Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everybody belongs in the kitchen. The kitchen has the food.