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All I'm saying is if paper beats rock why are rocks used as paperweights?
I need to hire someone who will follow me around and just knock the unhealthy food out of my hand.
Making fun of a fat person at the gym is like making fun of a homeless person at a job fair.
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Xyuppi
I would like to think that I'll die heroic death saving someone's life but it's more likely I'll trip over my shoelaces and choke on a spoonful of Nutella.
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Xyuppi
You're not bald my friend. You are just taller than your hair.
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Cris
I'm at my neighbor's house having the most delicious dinner. Hope I finish before they get home!
Be nice to a nerd. Prevent a super-villain.
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Xyuppi
Why hasn't anyone invented a button next to the snooze which emails your boss to say you're gonna be late?
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