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Xyuppi
Monsters don’t eat ghost because they taste like sheet.
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Kristian Alekov
It’s very sad that fathers only get one day but sharks get a whole week.
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Kristian Alekov
Sometimes I think I'm reasonably intelligent, and sometimes I click the remote car door lock a second or third time for extra lockiness
I joined an Amish support group, but I fell off the wagon.
If the Paleo diet is so good then why did the Flintstones need vitamins?
Helium addiction is horrible because no one takes your cries for help seriously.
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Kristian Alekov
White Claw tastes like you are drinking TV static while someone screams the name of a fruit from another room.
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