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Xyuppi
You can learn a lot about a person if you just take the time to inject them with Sodium Pentothal.
I totally understand how batteries feel because I’m rarely ever included in things either.
My company is a non-profit, just not on purpose.
I'm here to self deprecate and chew bubble gum, and I forgot to bring bubble gum because I'm the worst.
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ZYuppi
I spotted six Pokémon today but I don't have the app so I may need new meds...
Maybe the Mayan world-ending prediction in 2012 was more of a suggestion
I knew I was going bald when it took longer and longer to wash my face.
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