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#17818
Xyuppi
Of course trees poop, where do you think #2 pencil come from?
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#17817
Florida
I had the rudest, slowest, and nastiest cashier today. That's it! I'm done using the self-checkout lane.
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#17816
Florida
I don't roll a joint everyday, but when I do, it's usually my ankle
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#17815
My wife and I are very competitive. We laugh about it, but I laugh more.
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#17814
Starting Tuesday, customers will now be required to unload the semi-trucks at WalMart. This will be in addition to your self-checkout duties.
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#17813
Florida
A human fart is louder than a trombone. I discovered this at my son's school concert last night.
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#17812
Xyuppi
I learned to cook just so I had an excuse not to do dishes.
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