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I went to see a fat psychic the other day..... well it was actually a four chin teller.
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Xyuppi
‪Never trust a train...... they have Loco Motives. ‬
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Xyuppi
For 5 dollars you can either get your girl/guy a Valentine gift OR you can get them the Costco rotisserie chicken. That’s all I’m saying, the choice is yours
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My medic alert bracelet warns first responders that I kiss back during CPR.
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Xyuppi
‪Life is boring when you don’t have an online order to look forward to .
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Xyuppi
‪I set my alarm extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to get up.
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Xyuppi
‪I set my clock ahead to prevent being late but all it really did is sharpen my skills of subtraction. ‬
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