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If laziness was an Olympic sport, I'd probably come in fourth so I wouldn't need to walk up to the podium.
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I bought a high definition TV because I felt the lack of resolution was affecting my ability to solve cases on CSI
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I'm not stealing WI-FI. If it lands on my property, it's mine.
Hey, anybody have a charger? My milk is at 2%.
The organ section of the black market does not have instruments.
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You can catch flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly!
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I'm holding cheerleader try outs for my "Fantasy football team". Full outfits are encourage but not necessary.
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