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Canned cranberry sauce is ribbed for your pleasure.
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Need to get rid of unwanted junk during the holidays? Put it in Amazon boxes and leave it on your front porch.
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In order to drive an electric vehicle, do you need a current license?
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Xyuppi
When a cougar gets so old she needs a hearing aid, she becomes a Def Leppard
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Why isn’t there a shortage of workers trying to sell me auto insurance?
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Kristian Alekov
Whether you're a woman or a straight man, taking a bra off is likely to be one of the high points of your day.
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ZYuppi
If you need some help at Lowes and are being ignored, just get on one of their step ladders.
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