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Gotta say that the class of 2020 outdid themselves with Senior Skip Day this year.
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I've run out of toilet paper and I'm now using lettuce leaves. This morning was just the tip of the iceberg.
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ZYuppi
The world all of a sudden feels like a casual stroll through a Chuck E. Cheese ball pit at the end of a busy weekend.
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ZYuppi
I can't wait to one day tell my grand kids, "When I was your age, toilet paper was everywhere! You could find all over the place, even in gas station food marts1"
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Xyuppi
How long is this social distancing going on? My wife keeps trying to come back in the house.
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Florida
A man and a woman can go 21 days on Naked and Afraid with no toilet paper and you sissys can't go one day without 20 rolls.
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Xyuppi
9:00 pm is time to remove your day pajamas and put your night pajamas on.
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