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No mask on your face You big disgrace Spreading your germs all over the place. Freddie Mercury,

I recently bumped into the guy that sold me an antique globe. It's a small world.

If 2020 had a flavor. It would be orange juice and toothpaste.

Because of Covid-19, for the first time since 1945 the National Spelling Bee is cancil... cancul... cansel... it’s been called off.

The spread of the coronavirus is based on two factors. 1) How dense the population is. 2) How dense the population is.

If you hate wearing a mask, you're really not going to like the ventilator.

Marijuana is legal but haircuts are not! It took almost 50 years but the hippies finally won.