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Fart when people hug you. Makes them feel strong.
For the suicidal, procrastination is a survival skill.
I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister.
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Random Fact of the Day: The phrase "the truth shall set you free" does not apply to murder.
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If you think your boss is stupid, remember, you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
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Sex-ed classes in school should just be listening to a baby cry for six straight hours while watching The Wiggles on repeat.
Pavlov’s hair wasn’t always silky. He had to condition it.
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