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Xyuppi
‪If you’re arguing loudly on your cell in public, please put it on speaker. I need to hear both side of the story. ‬
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‪Allow your children to believe in Santa Claus. You believe in essential oils and no one is ruining the magic for you .
Why is no one ever the right amount of whelmed?
The first dog to pee on Mars would temporarily be the dog lord of a whole planet.
I am suspicious of a holiday solely devoted to a man's inability to ask directions.
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I sometimes have a hard time determining if my weekend is a break from the work week or if the work week is a break from my weekend.
When I was young, I used to think earwigs actually lived in your ears, so you can imagine how terrified I was of cockroaches.
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