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I don't think it's fair that only roosters are allowed to start the day screaming.
Mansplaining is a correctile dysfunction.
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The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last night is now fully recovered.
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Johnny Depp is the one guy that could've used an amber alert.
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An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
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I just realized why this month it’s call May. It may rain, it may snow, it may be 70 degrees or it may be 20 degrees.
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I read that low crab meals might help with my dyslexia.
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