Funny Status Ideas

Canned cranberry sauce is ribbed for your pleasure.

Need to get rid of unwanted junk during the holidays? Put it in Amazon boxes and leave it on your front porch.

In order to drive an electric vehicle, do you need a current license?

When a cougar gets so old she needs a hearing aid, she becomes a Def Leppard

Why isn’t there a shortage of workers trying to sell me auto insurance?

Whether you're a woman or a straight man, taking a bra off is likely to be one of the high points of your day.

If you need some help at Lowes and are being ignored, just get on one of their step ladders.