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#17835
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A friend lost two fingers in saw accident. He asked the surgeon if he would be able to write with that hand. Surgeon replied: Maybe, but I wouldn’t count on it.
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#17834
Florida
Walmart is giving away free school clothes to anyone that can outrun security.
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#17833
Kristian Alekov
I weigh myself fully naked. If you don’t like it you can go to a different Publix.
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#17832
Xyuppi
Monsters don’t eat ghost because they taste like sheet.
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#17831
Kristian Alekov
It’s very sad that fathers only get one day but sharks get a whole week.
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#17830
Kristian Alekov
Sometimes I think I'm reasonably intelligent, and sometimes I click the remote car door lock a second or third time for extra lockiness
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#17829
I joined an Amish support group, but I fell off the wagon.
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