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#17792
I don't think it's fair that only roosters are allowed to start the day screaming.
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#17791
Mansplaining is a correctile dysfunction.
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#17790
Florida
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last night is now fully recovered.
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#17789
Florida
Johnny Depp is the one guy that could've used an amber alert.
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#17788
Florida
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
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#17787
Xyuppi
I just realized why this month it’s call May. It may rain, it may snow, it may be 70 degrees or it may be 20 degrees.
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#17786
Florida
I read that low crab meals might help with my dyslexia.
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