Funny Status Ideas

The CEO of IKEA was just elected president in Sweden. He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week

Passover ~ That time of the year when the Savior rises and the bread doesn't.

Although I can still party like an absolute rock star, it would appear that I cannot recover like one.

Starting to make bread early for Easter... apparently it takes three days to rise

The ship stuck in the Suez Canal is blocking so much important stuff they've decided to rename it the USS Mitch McConnell.

My New Year's resolution is to be more punctual.

Children are the greatest gift of all, but punch some holes in the box so they can breathe.