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Anyone else feel like Halloween is unnecessary this year? I mean I’ve been wearing a mask and eating candy for the last seven months. I don’t think I need a day dedicated to it anymore.
I am having a weird day, first I found a hat full of money, then I got chased by a guy with a guitar.
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Kristian Alekov
You think 2020 is bad, wait until it turns ‘21 and starts drinking.
A big nose is no excuse to not wear a mask. I still wear pants.
In other news...the Seven Dwarfs have been advised that they can only meet in groups of six. One of them isn't Happy.
In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison. Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain. However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.
By the time we can have a drink in a bar again, Captain Morgan will be an Admiral.
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