The problem with daylight savings time is around midnight you start to feel like you're struggling to stay awake before you realize it's only 7:00 p.m.
Xyuppi
Humans are 75% water, basically cucumbers with anxiety.
Helium addiction is horrible because no one takes your cries for help seriously.
If the Paleo diet is so good then why did the Flintstones need vitamins?
I joined an Amish support group, but I fell off the wagon.
Kristian Alekov
Sometimes I think I'm reasonably intelligent, and sometimes I click the remote car door lock a second or third time for extra lockiness
Kristian Alekov
It’s very sad that fathers only get one day but sharks get a whole week.