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#17850
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O.J Simpson can now rest easy knowing his ex-wife's killer is dead.
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#17849
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I'm bored. I think I'll go to WalMart, find a great parking spot and sit in the truck with my reverse lights on for awhile.
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#17848
Is it just me or do you think there's something terribly wrong with YouTube playing a 30 second commercial from their sponsor before watching a How to operate a fire extinguisher during an emergency video?
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#17847
Florida
Not saying I’m old, but… When I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas
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#17846
Xyuppi
The ICU is where you take someone that has been injured playing PeekaBoo
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#17845
I found $20 laying in the parking lot and thought to myself “What would Jesus do?” So, I turned it into wine.
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#17844
I replaced my rooster with a duck. Now I wake up at the quack of dawn.
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