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Joe and Kamala should run off to Vegas and get inaugurated without telling us.
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Xyuppi
As a kid my father used to hit me with his camera. I still get flashbacks
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Kristian Alekov
It’s going to be a lot harder to overthrow the US Government on Pinterest.
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Kristian Alekov
I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.
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Kristian Alekov
They say we can have gatherings with up to 8 people without issues. I don’t even know 8 people without issues.
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Kristian Alekov
The rest of the world is watching America like America watched Tiger King.
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ZYuppi
Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it's only Wednesday...
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