Funny Status Ideas

‪I need a tax person who’s not afraid of prison.

Grey hair is your body's warning that you are low on toner.

Going paperless at the office is causing problems in the bathrooms.

If you get a loan at the bank you’ll be paying it back for 30 years. If you rob a bank it’ll be 10 years. Follow me for more financial advice.

"If you buy it, you break it." - Piñata Stores

It must be extremely hard to be a Nigerian lawyer who specializes in international inheritance law.

The only difference between the New Matrix movie and the old ones is that the Red & Blue pills are now suppositories