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If this guy making my sandwich goes as a sloth for Halloween I guarantee he will nail it.
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Based on US obesity rates, people will soon walk for president.
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Starbucks isn't really that expensive compared to how much Victoria's Secret charges per cup.
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I can hear music coming from my printer at work. I think the paper's jammin' again.
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The only math I'm good at is adding insult to injury.
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If a telemarketer calls, give the phone to your 3 year-old and tell them it's Santa.
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If your hands don’t look like you just delivered a baby after eating ribs, you just didn't eat them right.
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