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#17014
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Kids may be a gift, but I like playing with the box it came in.
You can say a lot of bad things about pedophiles, but at least they drive slowly near schools.
Amish girls have no way of knowing if it's a romantic candlelit dinner, or just a regular dinner.
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. Normally this wouldn’t have bothered me, but it was in my egg McMuffin.
I wonder if there are people in France who think he's called TheBron James here.
#17009
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I remember the days when I could refer to my knees as right and left. Now I refer to them as the good and bad knee.
#17008
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Florida
Doing some laundry and hot single socks in my dryer are looking for a mate.
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