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Xyuppi
Dogs are tough. I’ve been interrogating this one for hours and he still won’t tell me who is a good boy.
A big nose is no excuse to not wear a mask. I still wear pants.
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Xyuppi
One teacher can change your whole life. Like the one that knocked up my cousin.
We used to experiment with launching monkeys into space. Now it is CEOs. Progress.
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WalMart is giving away free school clothes to anyone that can outrun security
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ZYuppi
Jury Duty is where the government calls you when they want and says, "Hey Bro, we need you to solve a murder, here's $15.00."
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Xyuppi
A man had an accident while playing Peekaboo. He’s currently in the ICU
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