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Kenny Rogers checking out during an apocalypse is the biggest knowing when to Hold'em knowing when to Fold'em I've ever seen.
I went to the bank today. I saw a man with a mask and gloves come in and thank God he was just there to rob the bank.
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I’m about 1 week away from being friends with a volleyball.
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To go to the grocery store, they said a mask and some gloves would be fine. They lied! Everyone else had on clothes!
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We are about three weeks away from knowing everyone’s true hair color.
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Today's drink: The Quarantini. It's a regular martini, but you drink it alone in your house.
I hadn’t planned on giving this much up for Lent!
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