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#17677
Remember when the air at gas stations for your tires was free? Good times, good years.
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#17676
Leprechauns are just Santa's elves who got fired from the workshop for drinking on the job.
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ZYuppi
Every McDonald's should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is broken.
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#17674
The clock in my car is right again... a victory for procrastination.
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ZYuppi
At the age of 91 we discovered two lumps in grandma's breast, we were so relieved the doctors discovered it was just her knees.
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Xyuppi
I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids. When I got home, they were still there.
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Of all the things that taste like chicken, it's weird that eggs are not one of them.
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