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Xyuppi
I need to social distance myself from the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.
Ever wonder how many news reporters, reporting from home, aren't wearing pants?
Ladies, even in social distancing, men exaggerate. They'll claim it's six feet, but it's really only three.
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Xyuppi
If we are being honest, we all have dated a man/woman that we would feed to a tiger.
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Kristian Alekov
Quarantine starting to feel like Vegas in my house. Cocktails are acceptable at any hour, I’m losing money by the minute, and I don’t even know what time it is.
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Florida
Who else has been drunk the entire month of Mapril?
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Florida
Now's a good time for Walmart to get all those shopping cart front wheels fixed.
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