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Are dental x-rays just tooth pics?
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Making a boat out of stone would be a hardship.
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So my best friend when I was a kid was Andy Zoff. He was the fastest boy at my school.
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Xyuppi
Teens don't know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing the wrong crap for years until the truth destroyed us.
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Kristian Alekov
Without a doubt, the cashew is my favorite nut that sounds like a sneeze.
Kids are fun, but I prefer playing with the package they came in.
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Kristian Alekov
When I say “I hate drama” I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan.
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